Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
wow bdsm is so cute
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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