I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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