Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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