CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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