how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
