i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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