I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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