That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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