Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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