is your mom at the bar?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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