If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Randomize
