At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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