Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Enjoy the penises
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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