I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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