this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just want to make out with him forever
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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