im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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