escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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