I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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