Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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