I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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