WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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