dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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