can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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