"it" just moved
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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