hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
