you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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