no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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