Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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