It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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