This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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