if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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