my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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