Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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