this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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