That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just cropdusted the office
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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