Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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