Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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