its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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