Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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