Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
im on a boat
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