So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
