my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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