Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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