your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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