I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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