I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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