windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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