I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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