theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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