she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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