Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Your dad touched me again.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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