But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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