But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
farters have to be the big spoon...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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